Oye, the news today pt III

This is the reply I sent.

Jared Saathoff
9:40 PM (4 hours ago)

to Chris
Mr. Rickert: While your suggestion would eventually answer my question, I don’t have much interest in shipping alcohol to another state at this time. Although, I get the impression it might be quicker than waiting for you to answer my question. I find it curious that you’d take the time to write back with an insult instead of answering my question.
Will you answer my question?

–Jared.

PS my dog thinks I am funny.

Oye, the news today pt. II

In response to my jerky email about The Anti Gift Guide I received the following reply:

Chris Rickert 8:09 AM (13 hours ago)
Jared: Try it and see if you can pin it on me. Then try to develop a sense of humor.

 

I honestly wasn’t expecting any response. Because to be perfectly fair I have not been a fan of ol’ Chris Rickert for awhile now. But really, a sense of humor.

Oye, the news today.

In response to an article in the Wisconsin State Journal today (http://host.madison.com/wsj/news/local/chris_rickert/chris-rickert-this-anti-gift-guide-has-suggestions-for-almost/article_732f8ad0-17bc-11e1-b88f-001cc4c03286.html) I wrote ol’ Chris this email:

On the point of mailing beer to out-of-state friends: it’s illegal to ship alcohol over state lines unless you’re a licensed distributor.

So, I am just curious if you or your paper could in any way be held liable for advocating an illegal action. What I mean is if someone were to be caught and fined for shipping beer to a buddy could that person then claim ignorance by saying “Chris Rickert told me to do it”? It’s not like you’re advocating doing something inflammatory like urging your readers toward hate-crimes. Albeit, someone could still get in trouble for doing exactly what you suggested.

Furthermore and of greater interest, are there even editors at any of the papers you’re affiliated with? This particular point of the beer in the mail is a good example of exactly the sort of thing an editor is intended to be able to identify and correct.
In a lot of markets I get the impression that no one has actually proofed an article, in some cases even the headline, before it is slapped onto a media website.
Inaccurately Yers,
–Jared.

Neat writing project

Link

http://www.spectaclepmg.com/2011/10/2012-let-the-end-begin/

 

We all know it’s not going to happen. We’ve lived through one Rapture, this next supposed Apocalypse might be worthy of opening a bottle of champagne, but not much else. But that doesn’t mean people don’t want to read about it!

“End of The World” stories are making their mark as one of the most popular sub-genres of Science Fiction, Horror and even some other less obvious styles.

That’s why Spectacle Publishing Media Group LLC is assembling top-notch fiction stories for our upcoming anthology Omega.

You got it my friend; this is a flat-out call for submissions! You want to be published! You have a story to tell! We want to publish you! We want to tell your story!

Here are the details on what we’re looking for:

  • End of The World, Civilization or Species  stories
  • 2,500 – 10,000 words
  • Strong CHARACTERS
  • Unique Plots (or common plots told in face-melting style)
  • Error FREE, proof read and spell checked submissions
  • For inclusion in this Anthology email submissions@spectaclepmg.com with the subject line “2012 anthology”
  • Short story submissions DO NOT need queries.
  • DO NOT put your story in the body of an email. Attach as a Word doc or RTF file.
  • Deadline for submissions: December 1st, 2011

By submitting your fiction to SPMG, you are agreeing to allow us to publish in print and eBook format. As always, if you have a longer piece that fits this genre, prepare a query and send it to queries@spectaclepmg.com.

Got it?

Let’s review: